Work in Progress

- It’s fucking great to be alive, ladies and gentlemen, and if you do not believe it is fucking great to be alive, you better go now, because this show will bring you down so much. -
- I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner? -
- If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library -
- If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll gonna murder you in your sleep … . -
- Politics is the showbiz of industry. -
- Not a speck of cereal. -
- Now imagine a moebius vortex inside a spherical constant, and you’ve got my cosmology. -
- The real question is: “is it possible to laugh while fucking?" -
- It’s better to have something to remember than nothing to regret … -
- You can tell what they think of our music by the places we are forced to play it. This looks like a good spot for a livestock show. -
- It’s all one big note. -
- The single-child yuppo-family that uses the child as a status object: `a perfect child? Of course! We have one here — he’s under the coffee table. Ralph, stand up! Play the violin!’ -
- This tree is ugly and it wants to die … -
- The person who stands up and says, “this is stupid,” either is asked to `behave’ or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful “yes, we know! Isn’t it terrific!” -